Jim is DONE

Gotham S02E03 "The Last Laugh" REVIEW

Gotham S02E03 “The Last Laugh” REVIEW

Jim is DONE

 

stars 3

Airing in the UK on Channel 5, Mondays, 10pm
Writer: John Stephens
Directors: Eagle Egilsson

 

Essential Plot Points:

  • Literally the first thing we see this episode is a man being hurled from a window. Jim and Harvey interrogate his terrified friend and he offers to help. They tell him to put the word out that the GCPD are coming for Jerome. Then throw him out of the window too. Never switch to decaf, Jim!

jessica lucas wondering when her lines will arrive

  • MEANWHILE, AT EVIL TOWERS! Barbara and Tabitha have, it’s implied, spent the night together. Tabitha is getting suited up to go clean up a loose end. And, this being Gotham, her idea of incognito is bullwhip, knives, all-leather catsuit and stiletto heels. Barbara kisses her, tells her to bring back bagels and then has breakfast delivered by Theo. Tabitha does not look happy. Neither do we.

tabitha and barbara

  • Theo, whose toast rack is awesome by the way, explains that the Maniax are just stage one and Barbara will be front and centre for stage two. He explains his family built Gotham and have been forgotten and he plans to change that.
  • Back at the GCPD, Gordon coordinates the surviving officers. They chase down leads on the circus Jerome grew up in. Gordon sees someone take down the crime scene tape over Essen’s office and he cooks off, yelling at the other cops.

Jim and Leslie

  • Leslie finds him and they chat. She reminds him of the charity gala that night and Jim flatly states he can’t go. She jokingly mentions there’ll be a magician and he relaxes for a moment. They kiss and Harvey appears to explain they have a lead. Jerome’s dad left the circus and is still in the city…

jerome and dad

  • At Jerome’s dad’s apartment, the blind old man is met by his son and Tabitha. Jerome torments his father, explaining that his callous worldview is what made Jerome what he is. He plants plans for Arkham, knockout gas and letters with secret coded escape instructions and prepares to kill the old man. Defiantly, his father tells Jerome he’s a curse and…

final moments of jerome's dad

  • …Jim and Harvey knock on the door. They hear a scream and kick it in to see Jerome’s father dead with a knife sticking out of his eye. Jim runs for the window, Harvey disturbs the knockout gas boobytrap on the body and they stagger outside. Jerome and Tabitha attack them but Tabitha warns the young man off. She calls dibs, kicks Jim in the face because that’s pretty much all she’ll get to do this episode and they leave.

but there ain't peace enough

  • MEANWHILE, AT THE GALA! Alfred and Bruce rock up. Bruce complains that he has to be there and Alfred points out the Waynes were patrons of the charity so he has no choice. Leslie greets them, looking stunning and Alfred clearly forgets how to think anything other than ‘…’ for several seconds.
  • He recovers, sends Bruce for a water for Leslie and flirts with her in a surprisingly good natured and charming way.

The Galavans, totally not evil

  • The Galavans are talking to the deputy mayor who good naturedly drills Theo on his past and how he does everything he does. Tabitha replies, “He’s a monster in the sack.” In other words, “My brother is excellent at sex and I MIGHT have firsthand knowledge of that.” The deputy mayor gets the hell out of dodge as Theo wonders what’s got into Tabitha and we wonder if this show is ever going to write a non-hetero woman who isn’t a ravening psychopath.

Selina

  • Anyhoo, nearby Bruce spots Selina and tries to make up. The young thief is busy working and shuts him down, hard. Alfred suffers the same fate and when Bruce returns he asks to leave. The butler turns him down and, with Leslie on MC duties, she persuades them to stay,
  • Backstage, an aide asks someone how he knew their magician had had to cancel. Jerome, in a frankly hilarious beard, replies, “Magic!”

The Great Rodolfo

  • The show begins and there’s a neat fakeout where it looks like Jerome and Barbara as his lovely assistant are about to cut Bruce in two. Instead the young boy escapes unscathed. Then, Jerome calls the deputy mayor to the stage…

Exhausted Harv

  • Back at the GCPD, Jim and Harvey are resting up from the effects of the knockout gas. Harvey politely calls his partner on his, “I AM THE NIGHT, I AM JUSTICE!” schtick and points out that not only did he know Essen longer, but he owed her more.
  • At the gala, the mayor heads to the stage. Barbara bows, her mask falls off and she winks at Leslie. Leslie calls Jim and is immediately kidnapped as, on stage, Jerome murders the deputy mayor. His henchman lock the doors and all Hell breaks loose.

Barbara revealed

  • As does Alfred who kick so much arse to get Bruce clear. Bruce instantly spoils this by going after Selina and Alfred gets knocked out. The Bat-Teen and his not-quite-girlfriend escape though.

AVE IT

  • Jim rolls up and tries to call Leslie. Instead he finds himself negotiating with Jerome who is still broadcasting live. Leslie is now tied up on one of those spinning wheels magicians throw knives at and Jim decides to go in to get them. The GCPD officer on site, not unreasonably, points out that Jerome murdered a lot of his friends and they’re not equipped to deal with him. Jim spots Selina emerging from the entrance she snuck in through and decides to go it alone.

Gordon faces off with uniform

  • Theo Galavan makes his move trying to talk Jerome down. He gets knocked out for his trouble, after begging for the audience to be released.
  • Bruce, who refused to leave without Alfred, watches as Jerome threatens his butler with death unless Bruce reveals himself. He’s just about to when Gordon, who snuck in with Selina’s help, stops him. He gives the teenager a gun and sends him out. Alfred hugs him, takes the gun and Bruce takes to the stage. Jerome sends someone to check behind the curtain and…

Jim fires blind

  • ACTION! Jim and Alfred demolish Jerome’s cronies but he still has Bruce. Neither man has a clear shot and it’s a standoff until Jerome is stabbed in the neck… BY THEO GALAVAN!

Galavan kills Jerome

  • EPIC TWIST! Galavan apologises to the confused young psychopath as he dies. He had other plans…
  • Barbara makes a run for it and, magnificently, escapes via one of the magic tricks. Evil Debbie McGee lives to fight another day.

penguin

  • Nearby, the Penguin watches in disgust as Jerome dominates the air waves. Harvey arrives and threatens him, telling the new King of Gotham to leave Jim Gordon alone. As he leaves, he reminds the Penguin that Harvey still owes him for Fish Mooney…

Alfred shakes Galavans hand

  • As the scene is cleared, Jim and Leslie thank Galavan and Alfred for their help. Bruce points out he, Alfred and Jim are a team and Jim, in an ever so slightly creepy moment, tells Leslie to kiss him. She does so and Alfred gets the point. The audience breathes a sigh of relief as one love triangle is exorcised before it can fully form.
  • At Evil Towers, Theo and Barbara watch the news, pleased with how things went. Tabitha watches as they kiss and the audience screams as the worst version of a love triangle takes form in front of us! NOOOOO!
  • At the GCPD, Jim and Leslie take down the tape over Essen’s office.
  • All over the city, news of Jerome’s death is greeted with relief by some and horrible joy by others. We watch as his maniacal laugh is adopted by murderers, thugs and monstrous pieces of humanity. We cut to the Gotham morgue and Jerome’s face, frozen in a terrifyingly familiar grin as his father’s line about him being a curse plays one more time…

Jerome and what he will inspire

 

Review:

Well that escalated quickly. Jerome is no more, but the Joker is alive and well and everywhere. We’ll get to Gotham’s treatment of that in a moment. First, the very good and the very, very bad.

I cannot say enough nice things about the direction on this show. Eagle Egilsson does great work this episode and the final scene in particular is a brilliantly handled piece of bottled-up action direction. It’s also just a little bit over-the-top, and Egilsson has a lot of fun with slow motion, intense perspectives and close-ups. Plus it fits absolutely with the previous two episodes. This is a show that has a really strong visual identity and that helps paper over the cracks that are starting to form in the story arc.

Thankfully none of those cracks involve the central characters. Jim Gordon, grumpiest man in Gotham is being particularly well served so far. Ben Mackenzie’s always been great in the role but this episode sees him start to step into a leadership role and has the courage to show him not being very good at it. Jim is a weird combination of a ruthlessly efficient soldier and a slightly demented gunslinger and we get to see them both here. Even better, we also get to see him buy into his own hype and the moment where Harvey gently but firmly calls him on his nonsense is really nicely played.

Even better, Jim and Leslie continue to be an actual couple of actual grown-ups with occasional issues that don’t make you want to put your foot through your screen. Morena Baccarin brings an effortless intelligence and engagement to Leslie Thompkins that would have been all too easy to make passive. Instead, she’s consistently written as a smart, perceptive woman who is acutely aware of the shortcomings in her boyfriend. She doesn’t try and bully him into fixing them either, rather steering Jim towards the best version of himself. It’s a subtle, sweet relationship that anchors the salvation of Jim Gordon without taking anything away from Leslie and the show’s to be applauded for that. Similarly, Harvey’s reinvention as dutiful, if still cheerfully violent, cop is very welcome.

That brings us to the bad guys. Jerome first off, because the little fella wouldn’t want to wait in line. Cameron Monaghan has been a massive asset to this show and it’s been amazing to see him go through the toyboxes of previous Jokers and see what he’s keeping. We’ve had the mannerisms of Nicholson, some of the delivery of Ledger and the gleefully malicious theatricality of Hammill all wrapped around his own unique delivery.

Superficially it’s bad that he’s gone. In practice I think this is the best possible way they could have handled it. The idea that Jerome inflicts the wound on Gotham that becomes the Joker is one the comics have played with before and it’s very well handled here. Jerome, to borrow a line from Nicholson, gave a name to Gotham’s pain. Whoever comes next will give it a face. I don’t envy them given the talent that’s played the role before. Talent Cameron Monaghan deserves to stand shoulder to shoulder with.

Elsewhere on the dark side of the street, things take a turn for the worse. Tabitha Galavan is reduced to little more than eye candy, not that she was much more than that previously. Worse still, the show runs exuberantly at the lowest hanging fruit of all drama tropes; the love triangle. I talk in detail about just why this is an awful plan below but one of the largest reasons is also the simplest; it’s boring. Worse still, its ground the show has trodden before during the season long horror fest that Barbara endured last year. She deserves much better, the show deserves much better and so do we. The bag of clichés that the show’s non-heterosexual characters keep pulling from didn’t work last year. This year it’s even worse and, if the show keeps going down this road with Barbara and Tabitha, then it’s going to go very wrong very fast. And when it does, it won’t even have Jerome to use as a distraction.

 

The Good:

  • Gordon and Harvey do actual police work! That involves actual thinking! As well as throwing guys out of windows!
  • Jim and Leslie are just straight up adorable. Plus Leslie’s magician joke makes Jim do this face.

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE

  • Alfred’s rabbit-in-headlights reaction to Leslie’s frankly stunning outfit and hairdo is one of the most endearing moments the series has yet produced. There’s the slightest hint that Mr Pennyworth is trying to get more in his life than simply training Bruce. I’d really like that as, out of all the versions of Alfred we’ve seen, this is the one that seems to need it the most.
  • Galavan’s turn to camera and introduction during the hostage situation is wonderful. You can almost hear the maniacal chuckle he’s tamping down.
  • Alfred and Gordon dismantling the Maniax is both a great action scene and a good character beat. These two guys are ex-soldiers. They will kill to protect their friends and get the job done. Even then, there’s clear distance between them. Gordon is focused entirely on the stage and Alfred, you’ll notice, takes time to shoot a downed criminal in the head. Which is both very very grim and speaks to just what level of bad man he used to be.
  • “Bring back bagels.” For a single shining moment it’s just possible Barbara and Tabitha are a happy, if psychotic couple. Then it all goes to hell.
  • “We carved the bed rock on which it stands but there is not a bridge, an alley, a DITCH that carries our name.” James Frain is so good here. There’s real malice and intellect below Galavan’s good natured, ebullient psychopathy.
  • “Look, I’m just sayin’ I’ll chuck mokes outta windows till the cows come home but at some point we gotta go see Penguin.” Harvey Bullock, Gotham’s Finest.
  • “Sarah Essen and nine of your brothers were killed in this house! IN OUR HOUSE! Their murderer stood right there and he LAUGHED AT US! Never forget that!” For the first time, Jim’s starting to feel like a natural leader. He’s a really tightly wound one sure but still.
  • The“‘but there’s going to be a magician” running gag is one of those deliciously odd gags that only Gotham can really land. I love how everyone’s so excited about it, even Jerome and Barbara who clearly have huge fun doing the stage act.
  • It’s nice too that Bruce and Selina are the only two who don’t dig it. For the adults, the magician is a chance to be a kid again. The children of Gotham have lost their innocence already so they don’t see the point in it.
  • Like I say it’s an odd gag but it works. If nothing else for the ludicrously sweet Grumpy Jim/Leslie moment it gives us at the top of the episode.
  • “Hiya pops. Long time… NO SEE.” A little on the nose, Jerome but hey, never turn a good pun down.
  • “You will be a curse on Gotham. Children will wake from sleep screaming at the thought of you. Your legacy will be DEATH and madness.” Excellent speech you awful awful man.
  • Every evil bastard in the world was just a kid once.” This all-new, all-contemplative Harvey is really fun. I hope we get to keep him.
  • “Alfred says there’s gonna be a magicia…” “I’m working. And I hate magicians.” Aside from how great the magician running gag is, this piece of delightful teenage awkwardness is just lovely.
  • “Well it gets a bit tedious after a while, parachuting into one global hotspot after another, warlords putting ridiculous bounties on your head. Gets a bit boring.” Alfred Pennyworth, international man of mystery ladies and gentlemen
  • “YOU SON OF A BITCH!” “True but… not the point.” Oh Jerome. You precious, spiky, terrifying little flower.
  • “47 million dollars, a helicopter obviously, the dry cleaning I left at Mr Chang’s – be careful the man is a crook – and oooh, I don’t know… a PONY!” Cameron Monaghan never met a line he didn’t chew up during his run on this show and that’s what makes his proto-Joker so great. This entire speech.
  • The seamless gear change from the maniacal laughter to, “I think that well,” is perfect. Oh Jerome, we will miss you.
  • “See, someone like that has no interest in building things.” This show is WEIRD. The same episode that deals with Tabitha with all the subtlety of a Whitesnake album cover gives us this. One single line and we know everything that makes the Joker and the Penguin different. Cobblepot wants to build. The Joker, as another version of Alfred says, just wants to watch the world burn.
  • “Aw bugger.” “Alfred.” “You knew didn’t you?” “I didn’t know, Alfred.” “You did, you let me make a right mug of meself.” I will take an entire episode of Sean Pertwee and the increasingly great David Mazouz arguing any time you want to produce it, Gotham.

 

The Bad:

  • “Some people say Bruce has a split personality.” On the nose, Jerome. WAY too on the nose.
  • The Leslie/Alfred/Bruce love triangle is an awful idea that passed so close to being real we can feel the breeze as it passes by. Thankfully, it leads to a moment that’s actually kind of sweet and funny.
  • The Galavans/Barbara love triangle is an awful, AWFUL idea that hits centre mass. Let’s move aside the implication of incest that we pretty clearly get (because EWWWW) and take a look at just why this is rubbish. Firstly, it robs Barbara of pretty much all the agency she spent the entire first season being denied. She’s a pawn, again, this time between two siblings. Now there’s every possibility she’ll either see that or is already playing them off against one another but even that’s a bad move. Because if she is then Barbara is another in the long line of, “bisexual equals slut” pseudo characters that TV inflicts on us every time it tries to be edgy.
  • Secondly, it pretty much officially turns Tabitha into this season’s Barbara. Poor bloody Jessica Lucas, playing a character who looks like a 1980s BDSM fantasy, isn’t even given a name for her first episode and whose job appears to be “grumpy horny lesbian sniper”. Tabitha’s an empty space where a character should be and tacking something as cookie cutter as a love triangle onto her only makes that so much worse.
  • Right now, Gotham is saying that being bisexual, or a lesbian, means you’re either insane, a criminal or also enjoy sleeping with a relative. The fact that Lucas is now the only non-Caucasian cast member there is upgrades this from simply extremely bad to full on disastrous. Fix the character or write her off and take a third run at writing a non-heterosexual woman who is both sane and defined by something other than her libido.

 

And the Random:

  • Deputy Mayor Harrison Kane is played by Norm Lewis, a giant of Broadway and the first African-American actor in history to play the lead role in Phantom Of The Opera.
  • Paul Cicero, the oh so doomed father of the proto-Joker, is played by the magnificent Mark Margolis. He’s been in loads of stuff including recent turns in Elementary and Constantine, a memorable role as Tio Salamanca in Breaking Bad and Antonio Nappa in Oz. He’s also Ace’s landlord in one of my favourite scenes in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
  • The music playing as we see people enter the gala is “The Dirty Boogie” by the Brian Setzer Orchestra.

To camera, Theo

  • Shot of the week is Theo Galavan’s epic Blue Steel

Review by Alasdair Stuart


 

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Gotham S02E01 "Damned If You Do…" REVIEW

Gotham S02E01 “Damned If You Do…” REVIEW

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stars 4

Airing in the UK on Channel 5, Mondays, 9pm
Writer: Bruno Heller
Director: Danny Cannon

 

Essential Plot Points

  • Previously on Gotham: The Waynes killed! Commissioner Loeb! Baby Joker! Barbara goes mad! Penguin goes to the top! SECRET CAVE BENEATH STATELY WAYNE MANOR!
  • And we’re off!

Indiana Bat

  • At Wayne Manor, Alfred and Bruce discover a set of stairs leading down to a key-locked door. They try the keypad but can’t open it.

bullocks bar

  • Bullock is tending bar. In doing so, he carefully wipes the bar down, lifts a drunk off it, wipes under and keeps going. Welcome back, Harv. We’ve missed you.
  • Penguin is welcoming someone new to the fold… just long enough for Zsaz to execute them.
  • Barbara walks into Arkham to begin her stay and all eyes are on her.
  • Jim gets dressed for work in his new position working traffic.

gordon and leslie

  • Elsewhere, a man in improvised armour is fed a curious liquid by someone we can’t see.

zardon the soul reaver

  • The man arrives at Jim’s traffic stop, proclaims himself ZAARDON THE SOUL REAPER! And proceeds to cause very incompetent havoc. Jim takes him down and arrests him. In doing so he shoves his replacement, late on shift.
  • At the station Jim books Zaardon and chats briefly with Edward Nygma. He doesn’t pick up on how nervous the scientist is before being called to Captain Essen’s office. Edward’s other personality berates him from the mirror and he leaves, trying to block it out.

nygma

  • Commissioner Loeb has received a complaint of assault from Jim’s relief, the man he shoved earlier. Essen argues for her officer but Loeb insists he be dismissed. Jim accepts, thanks Essen for the chance to work with her, shakes Loeb’s hand and vows to bring him down.

Gordon's hearing

  • Later that night, Leslie and Jim talk. She’s relieved Jim is off the Force but he can’t let it go. He admits there’s something he can do, which would be outside the law, to get his job back. She tries to reason with him but sees he’s obsessed.

gordon broods

  • In Arkham, Sionis has taken a fancy to Barbara and sends Jerome over to talk to her. The young psychopath explains she needs a friend and a bored, annoyed, Barbara gets the biggest man in the room on her side in under a minute.

the fabulous

  • At Penguin’s offices, Jim arrives to ask for a favour. Penguin welcomes him and sends his coterie, aside from Selina, away. He explains exactly what Jim wants without the former cop having to say a thing. He’ll get Jim reinstated, and all he has to do is collect a debt for Penguin. Jim refuses and leaves.

Penguins lair

  • He goes and gets drunk at Bullock, who’s been sober for a month. His former partner points out what a good man he is and that he’s happy off the force. Jim embraces him and goes to see Bruce, who he apologises to for not being able to fulfil his promise. Bruce, clearly a little angry and distracted by the secret door, coldly forgives him and also points out that sometimes the right way is the ugly way. Then rushes to the secret door as soon as Jim’s left.
  • Back at Arkham, Barbara asks Sionis for a phone.
  • Jim goes to collect Penguin’s debt. It goes horribly, badly. In short order he’s threatened, assaults three men, robs the man he came to collect from, flees the scene, narrowly avoids being arrested by former employees and shoots (albeit in self defence) the man he just stole from.
  • This bothers him. A LOT.
  • MEANWHILE! BACK AT STATELY WAYNE MANOR! Bruce is building a fertiliser bomb. Extremely badly. Alfred tries to reason with him but finally gives in and helps. As well as putting the kettle on.
  • Gordon hands the money to Penguin, disgusted at the realisation he was set up. Penguin denies it, almost sincerely, and Jim returns home. Where Barbara calls him, and then Leslie. Leslie suggests they leave the city and that nothing is keeping them there. Jim admits he did something bad and they can’t leave.

zsaz

  • Commissioner Loeb wakes up to find Penguin and Zsaz in his house. Penguin, in the episode’s best scene, has both sides of the conversation with the commissioner. He ultimately concludes the only way Loeb will give him what he wants is to kill him and forces Loeb to accept the alternative: retirement.
  • The next day, Essen is sworn in as new Commissioner and Jim is reinstated. At the ceremony, Theo Galavan, a major new civic figure in Gotham gives a speech. But unknown to everyone, he’s the one who gave ZAARDON THE SOUL REAPER! The potion.

Loeb retires

  • And speaking of ZAARDON THE SOUL REAPER! He’s admitted to Arkham, picks a fight, passes out, belches knock-out gas and dies. It turns out Galavan, a gifted scientist, set him up as an elaborate stun grenade for Barbara, Jerome, Sionis and co. They’re knocked out and a mercenary team storms the Asylum and rescues them.

Galavan sister

  • At the ceremony, Essen assures Jim they’ll do good work together. And, seconds later, he learns that Barbara has escaped.
  • The inmates come round in Galavan’s penthouse. There he introduces himself and his sister – who led the rescue – and tells them he has a plan. They will be a team of masterminds who will bring chaos to Gotham. Sionis refuses to participate, offers to buy his way out and is killed. The others are all in.

city of love

  • MEANWHILE! BACK AT STATELY WAYNE MANOR BOMB SCHOOL!

Bomb school

  • The fertiliser bomb is done. Alfred and Bruce hide, detonate it and the door is blown off its hinges. They step through into a cave filled with dusty computers. Bruce finds a letter from his father that implores him to choose happiness unless he has a calling. As he reads it, we see Gordon suiting up to go back to work…

back to work

 

Review:

city of justice

Gotham had a big problem last season: it had no idea what it wanted to be. The wild, feverish camp-with-added-blood approach worked sometimes. A hard-bitten police procedural worked others. Nothing worked, or was on screen, for very long. Most egregiously, it horribly fumbled the ball with Barbara Kean, Jim Gordon’s doomed fiancé.

This, howwver, is the best episode of Gotham to date. The reason is simple: it’s still feverish and changes gear a lot. But now it’s having fun with it.

The Bruce plot is a perfect example. Its classic adolescent whining, and some glorious sass too, mixed with real poignancy and mystery. Bruce is a child in a situation adults would find horrific and the tragedy of it is Alfred is utterly unequipped to help. Even better is the fact Alfred is trying to do the right thing in raising the boy and realises he should be doing the ugly thing, and helping him find out the truth. It’s subtle, clever, weird and involves a fertiliser bomb and the world’s most obvious code, all at once.

The Jim plot is much the same. We sprint through him being fired, turning criminal and being restated in a single episode. It all makes narrative sense too, with the notable exception of the world’s least successful smash and grab. As mentioned below, that’s a low point for the character and the show really needs to come back to it in later episodes. Jim Gordon, the paragon of virtue in the GCPD is also now an armed robber. That distinction should be uncomfortable and for a long time.

There’s some other fun stuff going on here, especially a great Penguin and Zsaz scene but the real highlight is Barbara. Who knew that would ever happen? From the moment she walks into Arkham like she’s dressed for a premiere, she owns every scene. Brilliant, bored and angry she’s immensely fun and signifies the show’s first stable tone. She, Sionis, Jerome and the rest are the villains from a classic Adam West episode. The only difference is in the present day they’re both broad, exuberant characters and terrifying villains. They also clearly can’t wait to cause some havoc and their maniacal energy powers the whole episode.

Something big has come to Gotham, and there’s going to be a hot time in the old town before it’s done. In other words, Gotham’s back and this time, Gotham is embracing its… issues, just like Barbara. And, just like Barbara, it’s ready to cause some trouble.

 

The Good:

  • “Zaardon, that spelt how it sounds?” “Two As.” This episode is really funny, always on purpose too. I love this little exchange.
  • “May I ask why? Police work in Gotham is such a thankless job?” “Good pension.” This one too. The perfect summation of Jim’s gravelly manliness and Penguin’s cheerful sociopathy
  • “I’m sober. I have a woman who does not dislike me. I live in a house…” Aim high, Harv!
  • “Surely sometimes the right way is also the ugly way.” Such a lovely turn of phrase and the axis the entire episode revolves around. Do a bad thing to get something good later and hopefully it’ll take the red off your ledger.
  • “You don’t know the first thing about bomb making do ya?” “I READ A BOOK, ALFRED! IT SEEMS SIMPLE ENOUGH!” This entire exchange is glorious but this the best line.
  • “And I’ll put the kettle on.” Best Butler EVER.
  • “Sexual jealousy always poisons the well.” We don’t get much from Galavan this episode but this line promises much in the future. He’s clever and has tried this before. Interesting to see how this latest… erm… Suicide–ish Squad plays out.
  • “You can’t have both happiness and the truth.” That should be the city motto.
  • The episode looks GORGEOUS! Cannon makes every frame sing and the slightly wobbly feel Gotham had last year is replaced with something that looks like an explosion in an art deco factory. Hurray!
  • Barbara’s evil makeover is immense fun. Yes it’s over-the-top but it ties into the “Adam West Batman but soaked with blood” vibe the show is playing with. Plus, after a year of having to suffer frequently terrible writing of her character, Erin Richards seems to be relishing cutting loose.
  • The episode is frequently very funny in the exact, jet-black, off-centre way that it seemed to aim for but rarely hit last year.
  • Ben Mackenzie. He’s the anchor of the show, he’s playing a man who’s trying to be good and frequently being anything but and he’s nailing it. Just an amazing central turn.

 

The Bad:

  • Jim Gordon just killed a man. A LOT. Probably on surveillance footage. Whilst running from his property with money he stole for Gotham’s new mob boss. It’s EPISODE ONE of season two. Jim is obviously going to fall a long way before he gets back up. But honestly I’m not entirely sure how much lower they can go. Here’s hoping there’s consequences to his actions this week. If nothing else Penguin has dirt on him now.

bonding

The Random:

  • I choose to believe that the always-excellent Todd Stashwick as Richard Sionis was killed off so he can go be in 12 Monkeys season two lots.
  • Alfred getting all cockney every time he gets agitated is adorable. I especially liked the, “GET IN!” when the bomb worked.
  • Danny Cannon’s a hell of a director with a hell of a pedigree. As well as making every shot in this episode look brilliant he wrote and directed the superb Young Americans in in 1993. Two years later he directed the first Judge Dredd movie which probably makes him persona non grata to some people. That’s their loss because since then Cannon’s directed and produced for the CSI franchise, co-created Dark Blue, worked on Nikita and Alcatraz and currently serves as an executive producer on Gotham.
  • Bruno Heller co-created and wrote a vast chunk of the HBO series Rome, which gave us the bloodiest version of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern ever in Vorenus and Pullo. He’s also the creator of The Mentalist as well as Gotham.
  • James Frain is one of the best, and prolific, villain actors of his generation. Throw a rock and it’ll hit a TV show he’s been in including the likes of Spartacus, 24, Lie To Me, Flashpoint, True Blood, The Cape and most recently a memorable turn as Leet Brannis in early episodes of Agent Carter.
  • Jessica Lucas has a series of excellent performances in movies to her name, with Cloverfield being the particular standout. She was also great in the Evil Dead remake and has done good work on TV too in the likes of CSI, The L Word, Melrose Place and most recently Gracepoint.
  • David Fierro, who has a memorable cameo here as ZAARDON THE SOUL REAPER! is one of those character actors who turns up everywhere. You’ve seen him in The Blacklist, Birdman, Blue Bloods and Side Effects amongst others.

Review by Alasdair Stuart


 

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Gotham S02E01 “Damned If You Do…” REVIEW

Gotham S02E01 “Damned If You Do…” REVIEW

oh COME ON

stars 4

Airing in the UK on Channel 5, Mondays, 9pm
Writer: Bruno Heller
Director: Danny Cannon

 

Essential Plot Points

  • Previously on Gotham: The Waynes killed! Commissioner Loeb! Baby Joker! Barbara goes mad! Penguin goes to the top! SECRET CAVE BENEATH STATELY WAYNE MANOR!
  • And we’re off!

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  • At Wayne Manor, Alfred and Bruce discover a set of stairs leading down to a key-locked door. They try the keypad but can’t open it.

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  • Bullock is tending bar. In doing so, he carefully wipes the bar down, lifts a drunk off it, wipes under and keeps going. Welcome back, Harv. We’ve missed you.
  • Penguin is welcoming someone new to the fold… just long enough for Zsaz to execute them.
  • Barbara walks into Arkham to begin her stay and all eyes are on her.
  • Jim gets dressed for work in his new position working traffic.

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  • Elsewhere, a man in improvised armour is fed a curious liquid by someone we can’t see.

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  • The man arrives at Jim’s traffic stop, proclaims himself ZAARDON THE SOUL REAPER! And proceeds to cause very incompetent havoc. Jim takes him down and arrests him. In doing so he shoves his replacement, late on shift.
  • At the station Jim books Zaardon and chats briefly with Edward Nygma. He doesn’t pick up on how nervous the scientist is before being called to Captain Essen’s office. Edward’s other personality berates him from the mirror and he leaves, trying to block it out.

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  • Commissioner Loeb has received a complaint of assault from Jim’s relief, the man he shoved earlier. Essen argues for her officer but Loeb insists he be dismissed. Jim accepts, thanks Essen for the chance to work with her, shakes Loeb’s hand and vows to bring him down.

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  • Later that night, Leslie and Jim talk. She’s relieved Jim is off the Force but he can’t let it go. He admits there’s something he can do, which would be outside the law, to get his job back. She tries to reason with him but sees he’s obsessed.

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  • In Arkham, Sionis has taken a fancy to Barbara and sends Jerome over to talk to her. The young psychopath explains she needs a friend and a bored, annoyed, Barbara gets the biggest man in the room on her side in under a minute.

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  • At Penguin’s offices, Jim arrives to ask for a favour. Penguin welcomes him and sends his coterie, aside from Selina, away. He explains exactly what Jim wants without the former cop having to say a thing. He’ll get Jim reinstated, and all he has to do is collect a debt for Penguin. Jim refuses and leaves.

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  • He goes and gets drunk at Bullock, who’s been sober for a month. His former partner points out what a good man he is and that he’s happy off the force. Jim embraces him and goes to see Bruce, who he apologises to for not being able to fulfil his promise. Bruce, clearly a little angry and distracted by the secret door, coldly forgives him and also points out that sometimes the right way is the ugly way. Then rushes to the secret door as soon as Jim’s left.
  • Back at Arkham, Barbara asks Sionis for a phone.
  • Jim goes to collect Penguin’s debt. It goes horribly, badly. In short order he’s threatened, assaults three men, robs the man he came to collect from, flees the scene, narrowly avoids being arrested by former employees and shoots (albeit in self defence) the man he just stole from.
  • This bothers him. A LOT.
  • MEANWHILE! BACK AT STATELY WAYNE MANOR! Bruce is building a fertiliser bomb. Extremely badly. Alfred tries to reason with him but finally gives in and helps. As well as putting the kettle on.
  • Gordon hands the money to Penguin, disgusted at the realisation he was set up. Penguin denies it, almost sincerely, and Jim returns home. Where Barbara calls him, and then Leslie. Leslie suggests they leave the city and that nothing is keeping them there. Jim admits he did something bad and they can’t leave.

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  • Commissioner Loeb wakes up to find Penguin and Zsaz in his house. Penguin, in the episode’s best scene, has both sides of the conversation with the commissioner. He ultimately concludes the only way Loeb will give him what he wants is to kill him and forces Loeb to accept the alternative: retirement.
  • The next day, Essen is sworn in as new Commissioner and Jim is reinstated. At the ceremony, Theo Galavan, a major new civic figure in Gotham gives a speech. But unknown to everyone, he’s the one who gave ZAARDON THE SOUL REAPER! The potion.

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  • And speaking of ZAARDON THE SOUL REAPER! He’s admitted to Arkham, picks a fight, passes out, belches knock-out gas and dies. It turns out Galavan, a gifted scientist, set him up as an elaborate stun grenade for Barbara, Jerome, Sionis and co. They’re knocked out and a mercenary team storms the Asylum and rescues them.

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  • At the ceremony, Essen assures Jim they’ll do good work together. And, seconds later, he learns that Barbara has escaped.
  • The inmates come round in Galavan’s penthouse. There he introduces himself and his sister – who led the rescue – and tells them he has a plan. They will be a team of masterminds who will bring chaos to Gotham. Sionis refuses to participate, offers to buy his way out and is killed. The others are all in.

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  • MEANWHILE! BACK AT STATELY WAYNE MANOR BOMB SCHOOL!

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  • The fertiliser bomb is done. Alfred and Bruce hide, detonate it and the door is blown off its hinges. They step through into a cave filled with dusty computers. Bruce finds a letter from his father that implores him to choose happiness unless he has a calling. As he reads it, we see Gordon suiting up to go back to work…

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Review:

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Gotham had a big problem last season: it had no idea what it wanted to be. The wild, feverish camp-with-added-blood approach worked sometimes. A hard-bitten police procedural worked others. Nothing worked, or was on screen, for very long. Most egregiously, it horribly fumbled the ball with Barbara Kean, Jim Gordon’s doomed fiancé.

This, howwver, is the best episode of Gotham to date. The reason is simple: it’s still feverish and changes gear a lot. But now it’s having fun with it.

The Bruce plot is a perfect example. Its classic adolescent whining, and some glorious sass too, mixed with real poignancy and mystery. Bruce is a child in a situation adults would find horrific and the tragedy of it is Alfred is utterly unequipped to help. Even better is the fact Alfred is trying to do the right thing in raising the boy and realises he should be doing the ugly thing, and helping him find out the truth. It’s subtle, clever, weird and involves a fertiliser bomb and the world’s most obvious code, all at once.

The Jim plot is much the same. We sprint through him being fired, turning criminal and being restated in a single episode. It all makes narrative sense too, with the notable exception of the world’s least successful smash and grab. As mentioned below, that’s a low point for the character and the show really needs to come back to it in later episodes. Jim Gordon, the paragon of virtue in the GCPD is also now an armed robber. That distinction should be uncomfortable and for a long time.

There’s some other fun stuff going on here, especially a great Penguin and Zsaz scene but the real highlight is Barbara. Who knew that would ever happen? From the moment she walks into Arkham like she’s dressed for a premiere, she owns every scene. Brilliant, bored and angry she’s immensely fun and signifies the show’s first stable tone. She, Sionis, Jerome and the rest are the villains from a classic Adam West episode. The only difference is in the present day they’re both broad, exuberant characters and terrifying villains. They also clearly can’t wait to cause some havoc and their maniacal energy powers the whole episode.

Something big has come to Gotham, and there’s going to be a hot time in the old town before it’s done. In other words, Gotham’s back and this time, Gotham is embracing its… issues, just like Barbara. And, just like Barbara, it’s ready to cause some trouble.

 

The Good:

  • “Zaardon, that spelt how it sounds?” “Two As.” This episode is really funny, always on purpose too. I love this little exchange.
  • “May I ask why? Police work in Gotham is such a thankless job?” “Good pension.” This one too. The perfect summation of Jim’s gravelly manliness and Penguin’s cheerful sociopathy
  • “I’m sober. I have a woman who does not dislike me. I live in a house…” Aim high, Harv!
  • “Surely sometimes the right way is also the ugly way.” Such a lovely turn of phrase and the axis the entire episode revolves around. Do a bad thing to get something good later and hopefully it’ll take the red off your ledger.
  • “You don’t know the first thing about bomb making do ya?” “I READ A BOOK, ALFRED! IT SEEMS SIMPLE ENOUGH!” This entire exchange is glorious but this the best line.
  • “And I’ll put the kettle on.” Best Butler EVER.
  • “Sexual jealousy always poisons the well.” We don’t get much from Galavan this episode but this line promises much in the future. He’s clever and has tried this before. Interesting to see how this latest… erm… Suicide–ish Squad plays out.
  • “You can’t have both happiness and the truth.” That should be the city motto.
  • The episode looks GORGEOUS! Cannon makes every frame sing and the slightly wobbly feel Gotham had last year is replaced with something that looks like an explosion in an art deco factory. Hurray!
  • Barbara’s evil makeover is immense fun. Yes it’s over-the-top but it ties into the “Adam West Batman but soaked with blood” vibe the show is playing with. Plus, after a year of having to suffer frequently terrible writing of her character, Erin Richards seems to be relishing cutting loose.
  • The episode is frequently very funny in the exact, jet-black, off-centre way that it seemed to aim for but rarely hit last year.
  • Ben Mackenzie. He’s the anchor of the show, he’s playing a man who’s trying to be good and frequently being anything but and he’s nailing it. Just an amazing central turn.

 

The Bad:

  • Jim Gordon just killed a man. A LOT. Probably on surveillance footage. Whilst running from his property with money he stole for Gotham’s new mob boss. It’s EPISODE ONE of season two. Jim is obviously going to fall a long way before he gets back up. But honestly I’m not entirely sure how much lower they can go. Here’s hoping there’s consequences to his actions this week. If nothing else Penguin has dirt on him now.

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The Random:

  • I choose to believe that the always-excellent Todd Stashwick as Richard Sionis was killed off so he can go be in 12 Monkeys season two lots.
  • Alfred getting all cockney every time he gets agitated is adorable. I especially liked the, “GET IN!” when the bomb worked.
  • Danny Cannon’s a hell of a director with a hell of a pedigree. As well as making every shot in this episode look brilliant he wrote and directed the superb Young Americans in in 1993. Two years later he directed the first Judge Dredd movie which probably makes him persona non grata to some people. That’s their loss because since then Cannon’s directed and produced for the CSI franchise, co-created Dark Blue, worked on Nikita and Alcatraz and currently serves as an executive producer on Gotham.
  • Bruno Heller co-created and wrote a vast chunk of the HBO series Rome, which gave us the bloodiest version of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern ever in Vorenus and Pullo. He’s also the creator of The Mentalist as well as Gotham.
  • James Frain is one of the best, and prolific, villain actors of his generation. Throw a rock and it’ll hit a TV show he’s been in including the likes of Spartacus, 24, Lie To Me, Flashpoint, True Blood, The Cape and most recently a memorable turn as Leet Brannis in early episodes of Agent Carter.
  • Jessica Lucas has a series of excellent performances in movies to her name, with Cloverfield being the particular standout. She was also great in the Evil Dead remake and has done good work on TV too in the likes of CSI, The L Word, Melrose Place and most recently Gracepoint.
  • David Fierro, who has a memorable cameo here as ZAARDON THE SOUL REAPER! is one of those character actors who turns up everywhere. You’ve seen him in The Blacklist, Birdman, Blue Bloods and Side Effects amongst others.

Review by Alasdair Stuart


 

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Guardians Of The Gallery: Star Wars Cats, Game Of Green Peace, Bat-Coyote & More

A brief New Year’s edition of BUZZ’s weekly round-up of the oddest, silliest and best images and vids that have been creating waves on the internet over the past week. Star Wars is still in the ascendant.




 

••• Griz and Norm are a husband and wife team of animators and artists whose days jobs are with Disney. They’re also both great cat lovers which no doubt explains feline Star Wars fusion. You can see more of their work here, but if they’re doing request, we’d love to see Grand Mog Tarkin…

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••• A man dressed as a coyote dressed as Batman catches a bat at a San Antonio Spurs basketball match over the Christmas holidays. Blimey, who knew sports mascots had to multitask?


 

••• Got a year and 7,500 pieces of LEGO handy? Then you could duplicate Hannes Tscharner’s efforts and recreate this three-foot long, 22 pounds LEGO Millennium Falcon. That’s over 6,000 pieces more than official LEGO Millennium Falcon and 1,500 pieces more than the £4,000 Ultimate Collector’s Millennium Falcon. See more of this magnificent creation here.

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••• We thought this gingerbread Darth Vader by caroline d eriksson was pretty impressive until…

 

…we saw this gingerbread Hogwarts on by Reddit user louisesiuol on Geeks Are Sexy.

 

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••• The LEGO makeover of the Captain America: Civil War trailer. The tension’s building…


 

••• A Kylo Ren everyday hissyfits megamix.


 

••• Greenpeace creates an alternative vision of the future of Westeros…


 

 

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Guardians Of The Gallery: Darth Vader, Pokemon, Grand Theft Teletubbies

This week’s round-up of nifty vids and pics from around the old www. A bit shorter than usual because of Birmingham MCM but just feel the quality!




 

 

••• A day-off in the life of Darth Vader. There’s more where these came from on photographer Pawel Kadysz’s website.

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••• The Teletubbies opening titles reimagined for GTA V.


 

••• Christmas is coming and the TIE Fighters are getting into the festive spirit. [via ComicBookResources]

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••• The Pokemon theme gets a jazzy makeover.


 

••• The final issue of DC’s Batman ’66 – which is based on the ’60s TV show – comic finished with a brilliant conceit – giving the “true” story behind the show’s iconic opening title sequence.

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••• 10 major designers have reimagined various Star Wars characters’ costumes for a charitable initiative called “Force 4 Fashion.” Each designer made two actual versions of the costumes below; one for display at Bloomingdale’s on 3 December, and the other to be auctioned off, with proceeds going to their charity partner, the Child Mind Institute. Vistir CharityBuzz.com from 2-18 December 2-18 if your chances.

 

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Cynthia Rowley’s BB-8 costume and Diane von Furstenberg’s Rey costume

 

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Giles Deacon’s Captain Phasma and Opening Ceremony’s Stormtrooper
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Timo Weiland’s Finn, Todd Snyder’s Chewbacca and Ovadia & Sons’ Stormtrooper

 

 

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Guardians Of The Gallery: Weird Stormtroopers, Halo, Batman & More

A round-up of some of the oddest and funniest images and videos that have been doing the rounds on the ’net we like to call inter over the past week or so. Enjoy.




 

 

••• What if Stormtroopers had been cloned from something other than a humanoid? That’s the inspiration behind  a series of helmets by New York City designer Blank William. Called “The New Order”, has Stormtrooper helmets for elephants, hippos and rhinoceroses (although, we have to be honest, the hippo one looks more like a capybara). Scary concept, and the elephant one is glorious…

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••• Stan Lee does an impression of Grumpy Cat at the ComiKaze Expo.


 

••• Mondo has released two more prints by Phantom City Creative based on classic episodes of the 1990s Batman Animated series. One is for “Almost Got ’Im”, one of Buzz’s favourite episodes, in which the Dark Knight’s adversaries swap tall tales about the time they almost managed to beat the masked crusader. Sadly there were limited editions of 250 each and they sold out within minutes of going on sale on Thursday. But you can appreciate the images here…

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••• Okay, try to get this through customs…


 

••• Your eyes do not deceive you. That is William Shatner as a stormtrooper. No, he wasn’t trying to sneak onto the set of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, after JJ Abrams cruelly decided not to let him have a cameo in his Trek movies. Shatner turned up to the Country Music Awards (CMAs) which had a Star Wars theme this year (you can see the opening here). Later, in the ceremony Shatner performed a version of Little Big Town’s “Girl Crush” in his signature sing-speak style, but sadly that has yet to turn up on YouTube. What’s wrong with country music audiences? Too blue to surreptitiously operate a sneaky mobile cam?

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••• Christmas is coming and so is the Christmas tat. Merchoid.com, has launched a range of “Ugly Christmas Sweaters” (their word, not outs) inspired by Star Wars. Prices range from $31.99 to $36.99. There are also seasonal superhero sweaters too.

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••• We’ve had a lot of Back To The Future videos recently, but this one’s a little bit different as franchises collide in timey-wimey fashion. Yes Doctor Who meets Marty McFly… kinda.


••• Meet the female, black version of Captain America who’s being introduced into Radioactive Spider-Gwen #2.It’s all taking part in an “alternate” part of the Marvel universe, but we still demand the film version now!

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Guardians Of The Gallery: Game Of Thrones, Batman, Ghostbusters & More

The best, oddest and funniest images and videos that have been wowing the internet over the past 14 days (MCM London meant we skipped a week… sorry!)




 

 

••• First up this week, a fantastic map courtesy of Tech Insider showing the ridiculously long journeys that certain Game Of Thrones characters gave had to make. Apparently, George RR Martin kept most distances deliberately vague in the A Song Of Ice And Fire books precisely to prevent nick-picking fans from going, “I’ll think you’ll find it would be impossible for a Grungehelm Strangeknob to get from there to there in a day on a horse”. However, in A Storm Of Swords Sam Tarly says The Wall  is “a hundred leagues long”. If you take that on face value (and assuming that in Westeros a league is equal to thee miles as it is in our universe) you can extrapolate the following epic journeys.

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•••  The Avengers look for new jobs in an official Marvel video that looks a bit like Robot Chicken, but isn’t quite as sharp as Robot Chicken, but is pretty darned near so it’d be churlish to moan.


 

••• These are just some of fantastic range of Batman villain posters by artist Steven Waters. Visit his site for larger versions and a more of the same!

 

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••• All hail the Mighty Raccoon! For he has created this fantastic title sequence for Captain America: Civil War. Which the Guardians Of The Gallery like very much indeed.

 


 
••• Lego has revealed a Ghostbusters HQ set with an incredibly cool compare and contrast photoshoot. With a whopping 4,634 pieces, the iconic two-story firehouse set features a laboratory, living quarters, a containment unit and nine minifigures: Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore, Janine Melnitz, Dana Barrett, Louis Tully, Zombie Driver and Library Ghost, and also includes Slimer, Pink Ghost and Blue Ghost — all of which you can slide down the fire pole. [via Entertainment Weekly]

 

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••• While the rest of the internet and the world media was all excited about Chewbacca getting arrested in the Ukraine while trying to drive Darth Vader to a local election  (you’ve probably seen the images already but it’s worth posting one again… just because) it seems this isn’t a one-off in Ukrainian politics.

 

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It appears that Emperor Palpatine also was elected to a City Council Seat position in Odessa. As The Guardian points out, “Darth Vaders have been frequent candidates at Ukrainian elections, with a reported 16 of them taking part in last year’s parliamentary vote. The Vaders, many of whom have changed their names legally, usually campaign in full costume. A statue of Vladimir Lenin was given a makeover and unveiled in a new guise as Darth Vader last week, in response to a Ukrainian law banning symbols of the Communist past.” But it’s not just Star Wars. A graphic artist named Denis Gritsfeldt has made his own election posters using Game Of Thrones characters to represent various major parties in the election. Says Gritsfeldt: “One should think carefully before making their choice, because the person behind the name on the voting-paper may be one more Joffrey or, on the contrary, Jon Snow.” Translations via Winter Is Coming. We think the humour may have suffered in translation but they’re interesting anyway.

 

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Monarchist-Democratic Union. Slogan: Get rid of waste, punish the guilty.
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Party: The Block of the Like-Minded. Slogan: Heating in every home.
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Party: Close-Knit Community of Seven Kingdoms. Slogan: Contractual army!
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Party: Association of Children for the Future. Slogan: “Valar morghulis”
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Party: Common People Movement. Slogan: 8,000 years of stability.

 


 
••• We had to have some Halloween shenanigans this week, so here are a few of the more notable celebrity Tweets in what’s becoming an annual horror cosplay one-upmanship competition.

 

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If your dad is one of Hollywood’s greatest horror make-up designers, you do have an unfair advantage at Halloween…

 

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••• Picard’s tea obsession is laid bare…
 


 

 

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Guardians Of The Gallery: Jurassic World ’70s-style, Superhero Weaknesses & More

A round of some of the best, weirdest and silliest images and vids that have been doing the rounds on the net we like to call inter this past week…




 

••• Superhero and supervillain’s weaknesses chart, courtesy of morphsuits.com.

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••• Star Wars shower heads. Perfect for after a session in the trash compactor up to your armpits in dianoga poo. They’re available from Oxygenics. Click on the image for a larger version. [via ComicBookResources]

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••• Man creates Thor’s hammer for real (kinda)…


 

••• Star Wars shoes, available to buy from 30 October at Irregular Choice, a UK outlet. No Prices yet (someone asked on their Facebook page but they remained mysteriously quiet) but they look really expensive to us. And anybody else think the heels on the second ones down look a little like robot Beakers from The Muppets? 

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••• Not one but two Jurassic World skits now, the first of which is absolutely brilliant as it uses some great stock footage to produce what a trailer for the ’70s version of the film might have been like. The latest Screen Junkies Honest Trailer is the usual fun, but not one of their sharpest and waaaaaaay too long. We’ll forgive them, though, because we’re still laughing at the mere thought of their Mad Max: Fury Road trailer.


 

••• TrekMovie.com this week posted a whole bunch of very mildly spoilery images of the Star Trek: Beyond filming in Dubai. The most curious one, though, seemed to be a pair of background aliens who seemed to have wandered in from Doctor Who. Enjoy the Silence, Starfleet…

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••• Darth Vader and Iron Man get Maori Tiki Warrior makeover courtesy of artist Mike Mendez.

 

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••• “No, Mr Bonds, I expect you to melt.” All the Bonds together at last… thanks to Madam Tussauds.

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••• Marvel/DC crossover of the week courtesy of Batsvsupes.

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••• And yet another Back To The Future II skit…


 

 

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Guardians Of The Gallery: Pokemon Fusions, Superhero Shadows, Hot Dog Princesses & More

Some of the best, funniest and weirdest pics & vids that’ve been doing the rounds on the ’net this week




 

••• These superb superhero silhouette posters were created by UK-based graphic designer Jason Stanley. Click on them for larger versions.

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••• This  18-foot long Lego Batmobile sculpture was designed and built by Nathan Sawaya for The Art of Brick: DC Comics art exhibit in Sydney, Australia. “This is a dream project,” Sawaya tells Entertainment Weekly. “This is the Batmobile! What other vehicle is so iconic?”

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••• Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens gets a Once Upon A Time makeover.


 

••• And while we’re on the subject of bizarre things to do with Disney characters (because this is the internet and that’s what the internet’s for)… hot dogs made to look like Disney Princesses, anyone? From top to bottom Rapunzel, Belle, Ariel and Pocahontas.  [Lucky Peach via ComicBookResources]

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••• Created for New York Comic Con, these superhero helmets were designed by top comic book artists, including Joe Quesada, Marvel’s Chief Creative Officer, Damion Scott, Kaare Andrews and Walt Simonson to celebrate the 150th anniversary of some true heroes of New York – the FDNY, or New York Fire Departmen.  [via NY Daily News]

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••• How would you like to collect all these? Gorgeous Pokemon fusions from artist Seoxys. [via RocketNews24]

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••• What if Baymax had been evil?


 

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Guardians Of The Gallery: Cyberbunnies, Egyptian Superheroes, 8-Bit Mad Max & More

Some of the best, funniest and weirdest pics & vids that’ve been doing the rounds on the ’net this week




 

 

••• Loads more like this at HoppyBunnies.com.

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••• Hero-glyphics (great pun!) by Josh LN. And there are loads more where these came from

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••• A brilliant idea, brilliantly executed. With The Flash season two riffing off the famous “Crisis On Infinite Earths” storyline, AshsEvilHand has taken that to a meta extreme with visual nods to various DC screen franchises.

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••• It was always going to happen…


 

••• Love these. Thank you Behance.net.
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••• Artist Alex Solis reveals the shocking truth behind the masks of certain famous superheroes in “Icons Unmasked”.

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••• This is disturbing…


 

••• Best bed ever! Created by Reddit user Ghostfaceace for his son. [via ComicBookResources]

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••• When franchises collide… brilliantly! Based on the design of Starkiller’s lightsaber from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed was created by Custom Saber forum member Eastern57. [via Geek Tyrant]

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••• Definitely the quirkiest take on Attack On Titan so far…