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Doctor Who: Four Doctors – Collected Edition REVIEW

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Writer: Paul Cornell
Artists: Neil Edwards, Ivan Nunes (colorist)
Publisher: Titan Comics
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Review

The best bit about any multi-Doctor story is how the Doctors interact. Paul Cornell, who’s written for two of them on screen (Nine in “Father’s Day” and Ten in “Human Nature”/“Family Of Blood”) and is an out-and-prod long-time Who fan, clearly knows this and so for a special five-issue “Four Doctors” mini-series last year he crafted a tale that’s deliberately light on plot but crammed full of amusing insights into how various Doctors differ and, as importantly, how they don’t.

Now those five issues have been collected together into this great-looking hardback edition by Titan, and the whole thing works brilliantly – possibly better – as a complete graphic novel.

Although timey-wimey is now an overused phrase “Four Doctors” unashamedly claims go be the timiest-wimiest tale of all (we kid you not – that phrase is actually in here, in word bubbles). Clara tries to prevent a destines meeting between three of the post Time War Doctors because of a mysterious photograph that spells the END OF EVERYTHING (or universe domination by an unlikely enemy from the Doctor’s past, at least). But things don’t quite go to plan the as various potential timelines don’t just interweave, they damn near strangle each other in a big temporal tangle.

Four Doctors_Cover by Neil EdwardsCornell captures each Doctor brilliantly and has enormous fun getting them to rub each other up the wrong way. The plot rattles along with surprises and twists at virtually every turn (of the page). It doesn’t make a whole load of sense in the details and potential continuity problems are dealt with via throwaways lines but this almost seems like a cheeky in-joke at the show’s expense rather than lazy plotting. And, like the show at its best, the grand sweep of the action makes plot-hole nitpicking a joyless “wood for the trees” experience. Plus, there’s a WMMD (Weapon Of Mass Multidimensional Destruction) in there called a “Continuity Bomb”; it may as well as have a winking eye painted on it. The plot gets a little unfocussed in the final issue, but it’s no great problem; it just feels a little like Cornell is having to cover a lot of ground quickly because he got carried away with the more fun stuff.

Plus, as a fan, Cornell can effortlessly and seamless drop in continuity references that can’t fail to make a fan smile. There’s also a lovely section where the Doctors get to bitch about their respective TARDIS interiors.

There are very few characters. Aside from the Doctors and the various companions there’s a couple of cameos and the monsters (who are barely “characters” anyway, just a threat with a few lines of exposition). This is clearly a deliberate move to let the Doctors share the spotlight. Of the companions, Clara fares well, but Ten’s and Eleven’s current comic companions,  Alice Obiefune and Gabby Gonzalez do suffer a little from being not so familiar and therefore feel a little underdeveloped. But hey, only five issues… something’s gotta give.

The art is impressive and wonderfully detailed in places. Only Ten has the occasional “referenced from a publicity photo” look and there’s one alarming panel in which Twelve looks like Margaret Thatcher. But in “licensed” comics it’s too easy to get hung up on likenesses. Bottom line here is – if this weren’t a Doctor Who comic it would still be a gorgeously colourful sci-fi comic.

The collection also includes the some wonderfully cartoony comics strip interludes too, which manage to be just as geekily loveable as the main action.

And if you’re wondering why we only seem to be referring to three Doctors when it’s called “Four Doctors”, well… the answer that is not quite as obvious as it might seem in the first few pages (one of which is reproduced below). But as River Song would say, “Spoilers!”

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Doctor Who: The Twelfth Doctor – Year Two #1

12th#2.1_Cover A_Alice X Zhang Doctor Who: The Twelfth Doctor – Year Two #1: “Clara Oswald and the School of Death”

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Writer: Robbie Morrison
Artists: Rachael Stott, Ivan Nunes (colorist)
Publisher: Titan Comics
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Review

It seems like an age since we last saw Clara and the Doctor together, after the two went their separate ways at the end of the latest series. When we saw the Doctor last he was at a restaurant opposite the Singing Towers of Darillium with River Song for their 24-year-long dinner date. Now, though, Clara fans can rejoice, as she continues her adventures with the man in the big blue box in the new comic series of Doctor Who.

At the isolated Ravenscaur High School on an atmospheric Scottish island, Clara begins an investigation into the disappearance of her friend, a teacher at the prestigious school who left her an ominous voicemail moments before she vanished. The Doctor, fresh from an attempt on his life by a galactic mercenary (never a dull moment, eh?), joins Clara in her mission to go undercover as a replacement teacher, and the pair soon begin the inquiry. However, nothing at the school is at it seems, as a mysterious alien force seems to be at play.

When it comes to Doctor Who, it is common practice for the audience —or in this case, readers— to want to know why an alien invasion is taking place, and how the Doctor is going to solve the problem. In this sense “Clara Oswald And The School of Death” does its job well, as the introduction to the menacing aliens means that the comic is rife with intrigue at its climax, especially since we are yet to discover their names, or to even see them come face-to-face with the Doctor and Clara.

The comic captures the traits and mannerisms of Peter Capaldi’s Doctor and Jenna Coleman’s Clara excellently. The depiction of the Twelfth Doctor is especially good, as his sarcasm and wit is so on point that it almost seems like the man is talking to us through the pages.

Some of the dialogue between Clara and the Doctor, and the transitions from panel to panel doesn’t always flow well, though. The sudden appearance of the Doctor in Scotland without any prior indication that he had travelled there, for example, seems to disjoint their conversation somewhat. Even some of the phrases by characters seem like they should have been narrated, rather than spoken.

The artwork, meanwhile, effectively adds to the atmosphere of the story. Alice X Zhang’s cover art is especially beautiful, its dark brushwork suiting the story and the Twelfth Doctor’s more sombre look, quite well. It is Rachel Tott’s art, though, that is featured predominantly throughout the comic. Her background and landscape artwork is particularly noteworthy for its attractiveness, but there are other aspects of Tott’s artwork that don’t work as well. She’s not very good at capturing motion and movement, for example. Panels featuring people falling or when a car racing along seem particularly flat and this does remove you from story somewhat.

Of course, this comic is only a taste of what is to come. Robbie Morrison’s story has potential to provide an interesting adventure for the time-travelling duo, despite some minor issues with the dialogue and artwork. While the story has a similar premise to much we have seen in the Doctor Who on TV before, it’s perfect enjoyable and intriguing. Even if there are many unanswered questions left at the end of this first issue this new adventure certainly proves to be a good way for everyone’s favourite Time Lord to start the year.

Review by Roxy Simons

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This Charming Who: 10th Doctor Comic Salutes The Smiths

Morrissey once asked, “How Soon Is Now?” and who better to answer him than that temporal expert, the Doctor? This tribute to consummate ’80s indie warblers The Smith is the latest in a series of rock and pop inspired covers for Titan’s Doctor Who range. You can see the previous ones here.

The cover sees the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) in front of the iconic Salford Lads’ Club, which The Smiths posed in front of for the inside cover of their album The Queen Is Dead. Click on the image for a larger version.

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This special variant cover for Doctor Who: The Tenth Doctor #2.6 is exclusively available from comic store AOD Collectables from 3 February – visit the store here.

Written by Nick Abadzis with art by Elena Casagrande, the issues see the Doctor and Gabby caught Neanderthals and Cro Magnons, and their actions will shape the direction taken by humankind in the millennia to come! Plus: Cindy discovers an alarming secret back in NYC… and in deep space, Anubis grows impatient!


 

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Titan Reveals Doctor Who & Assasssin’s Creed Plans For Free Comic Book Day 2016

Saturday 7 May 7 2016 marks the 15th anniversary of Free Comic Book Day and Titan Comics has a couple of special Doctor Who and Assassin’s Creed comics prepared for the occasion.

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DOCTOR WHO: FOUR DOCTORS SPECIAL FCBD 2016 EDITION: GOLD BOOK
Jump on board the TARDIS with four all-new short tales of the Ninth, Tenth, Eleventh and Twelfth Doctors! Whether you’re a whiz with a sonic screwdriver or completely new to Who, this is the perfect Free Comic Book Day adventure for SF fans of all ages! Written and illustrated by the creative teams of the regular comics, this is the ideal place to start reading!

Ninth Doctor: “HACKED”
Writer: Cavan Scott • Artist: Mariano Laclaustra

Tenth Doctor: “LADY OF THE BLUE BOX”
Writer: Nick Abadzis • Artist: Eleonora Carlini

Eleventh Doctor: “THE DAAK INSIDE”
Writers: Si Spurrier, Rob Williams • Artist: Leonardo Romero

Twelfth Doctor: “ROBO-RAMPAGE”
Writer: Robbie Morrison • Artist: Simon Fraser

 

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ASSASSIN’S CREED FCBD 2016 EDITION: SILVER BOOK
Writers: Anthony Del Col, Connor McCreery, Fred Van Lente • Artists: Neil Edwards, Dennis Calero

Enter the shadowy world of the Assassins and Templars, two feuding factions who have battled over the centuries to decide the course of humanity! Two all-new short stories, written and illustrated by the creative teams of the regular comics, highlight a shocking event in the life of new Assassin Charlotte de la Cruz, and reveal the true extent of the mysterious Templar Black Cross’s terrifying skills!


 

 

 

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Doctor Who “The Husbands Of River Song” REVIEW

Doctor Who “The Husbands Of River Song” REVIEW

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Aired in the UK on BBC One, Christmas Day
Writer: Steven Moffat
Director: Douglas Mackinnon

Essential Plot Points:

  • At Christmas on a human colony far in the future (that looks like it’s been colonised by Harry Potter fans) the Doctor is mistaken for a surgeon and asked to operate on the dying warrior King Hydroflax.
  • To the Doctor’s surprise, King Hydroflax appears to be married to River Song, but River doesn’t recognise the Doctor in his latest body.
  • River has, in fact, only married Hydrflax so that she can be close enough to him to cut off his head… because the King has a diamond lodged in his brain.
  • But it turns out the King can detach his head from his artificial body anyway. So the Doctor and River nick it and go on the run.
  • However, the King’s body has its own AI, and it pursues them, acquiring new heads along the way.
  • Lots of shenanigans on a luxury cruse spaceship full of dodgy aliens later, the Doctor defeats the head-hunting AI.
  • But the ship is hit by meteoroids, and crashes on Darillium next to the Singing Towers, where the Doctor knows he and River are destined to spend their last night.
  • He gives a local the diamond and tells him to sell it and use the money to build a restaurant with a view of the towers.
  • He then nips forward in time so he and River can have their last night… telling River that on Darillium a night lasts 24 years.

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Review

We’re not being Grinches, honest. But while “The Husbands Of River Song” isn’t a Christmas turkey by any means, it is a bit of a trifle: a gaudy, sugary, over-rich piece of fluff.

You can see what Moffat’s aim is; after a boldly experimental season full of format-breaking episodes and high emotional drama it’s time for a bit of fun. This Christmas special is an unashamed, undemanding romp that exercises the brain about as much as a Road Runner cartoon. It’s a sci-fi screwball comedy with the Doctor and River in the Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn roles. It’s pacy, it’s funny, it action-packed and boasts some striking visuals (especially a couple of the new alien races).

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But while there’s a lot to enjoy along the way as it rushes towards a beautifully judged and moving final five minutes, overall… it doesn’t quite work. It’s a little too desperate to be loved; an ADHD episode that’s overdosed on Smarties, jumping up and down going, “Look at me! I’m being funny!” Too often it’s simply loud, shouty and slapstick, relying on army-wavy, eye-rolling, overacting and silly voices.

Capaldi, of course, gets away with going over-the-top – his faux reaction to the size the TARDIS’s interior is one of the episode’s highlights (“Finally…!”) – but Alex Kingston’s cod-Shakespearean overtures of love to King Hydroflax are like something out of a Carry On film. Greg Davies appears to been told to act like he’s in Blackadder while Matt Lucas was clearly hired simply for his extensive range of comedy whimpers.

Combined with the ’70s Top Of The Pops lighting and Murray Gold’s “all-that’s-missing-is-a-penny-whistle” score, the result is more than a little panto at times. Sure, it’s Christmas, so that’s a cheap shot (and a criticism that’s been somewhat unfairly levelled at the show before) but never has it been nearer the truth. All it needed was for Missy to turn up as Widow Twankey. There’s nothing wrong with Who being silly on occasion, it just works better if it isn’t signposting that it’s being silly.

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What’s telling is how much better the episode becomes when it does dial down the excesses. While River Song in mugging mode might reinforce every prejudice harboured by those who’ve grown tired of the character, when Alex Kingston is actually required to act (such as her speech about why you can love the Doctor but he’ll never love you back, plus that exquisite final scene, of course) you remember why we all fell in love with River in the first place. In amongst all the sound and fury, the little scene in which River talks about the diary and the Doctor reflectively says that the man who gave it to her “sounds awful” comes across like a rare gem; it’s a kind of tonal change the episode needed more of. In an episode that’s largely plotless (which isn’t a criticism, it never pretends to be anything other than a caper) it’s the character moments that provide the depth.

There are plenty of other incidental details to love in “The Husbands Of River Song” (see “The Good” list below) but the absolute high point has to be the final few scenes on Darillium. Even if you’re not the kind of fan who gets excited at the fruition of a throwaway line from over five years ago, it was a powerfully emotional way to end the episode. It looked great too, the image of the Singing Towers has near-mythical impact. If nothing else the episode sends you away with a warm glow, and doesn’t even rely on a punchline, just a surprisingly honest little exchange: “I hate you.” “No you don’t.”

Is this the last time we’ll see River Song? Probably. Possibly. While there is wriggle room for more appearances, surely her story must end here. As she said, her diary is almost full; “The Husbands Of River Song” is the prefect postscript to fill up those last few pages.

 

The Good:

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  • Hydroflax’s AI body is impressive and you have to love his Big Hero 6 moment when he unexpectedly grow wings and launches into the sky. We also love the idea of a robot going around procuring heads; it’s just a shame about the heads he chooses here.
  • The alien concierge is wonderfully loathsome and not just because his kids ate his wife. The design of the prosthetic mask was excellent too.
  • The opening titles, with Christmas tree baubles in place of planets, are either cheekily kitsch or embarrassingly twee. Either way, they suit the episode.
  • So River’s been secretly borrowing the TARDIS and has even installed a drinks cabinet? Good on her.
  • The two or three “serious” Doctor/River moments are all really, really strong, the ending specifically.

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  • The Singing Towers.
  • The Doctor’s spin on the old “it’s bigger on the inside” cliché.
  • “How do you know me?”
    “It’s a tiny bit complicated. People usually need a flowchart.”
    “I think I’m going to need a bigger flowchart.”
  • “I’ve got cross arms.”
  • “It’s my back.”
    “Your back?”
    “My back’s playing up. It simply refuses to carry the weight of an entirely pointless stratum of society who continue nothing of worth to the world and crush the hopes and dreams of working people.”
  • This guy… this moment… the Doctor’s reaction…

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The Bad:

  • In the past director Douglas Mackinnon has helmed some great action episodes of the show, but he seems less sure when it comes to comedy. Where’s the subtlety? Even the action scenes – usually his forte – are a bit of a mess.
  • Why is it lit like a ’70s sit com? Apart from the final scenes which are gorgeous to look at, the rest of the episode looks like The Goodies meet Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.
  • The comedy score is grating at times.
  • The general overly broad tone of the acting.
  • Is that street set the same one used in “Face The Raven”? Even if not, the similarity when the two episodes have aired so close together, is distracting.

 

And The Random:

  • DID YOU SPOT? River pulls an Eleventh Doctor’s Fez from her bag.
  • River reminds the Doctor of people he’s been married to: Elizabeth I (in “The Day Of The Doctor”), Marilyn Monroe (in “A Christmas Carol”) and Cleopatra (unknown). The Doctor claims that River has also married Stephen Fry (again unknown) before suggesting that Stephen Fry and Cleopatra are the “same thing”. Now there’s a story for Big Finish to play with…
  • River invites the Doctor to share an Aldebaran Brandy. The Star Trek universe has Aldebaran whisky and Antarean brandy. So River could be drinking – gasp – a hybrid!
  • The Doctor greets River by saying he’s had a haircut and is wearing a new suit. This is a reference to River’s speech in the Tenth Doctor episode “Forest Of The Dead” when we first heard about the Singing Towers Of Darillium: “The last time I saw you – the real you, the future you, I mean – you turned up on my doorstep with a new haircut and a suit. You took me to Darillium to see the Singing Towers. What a night that was. The Towers sang and you cried. You wouldn’t tell me why, but I suppose you knew it was time. My time. Time to come to the Library. You even gave me your screwdriver. That should have been a clue.” You can see how it’s all come full circle now?!
  • If you understand what the phrase “me time” is a euphemism for, Nardole’s final exchange with River takes on a whole new meaning.

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  • If you’re wondering how this all fits in with the mini-episode, “Last Night” that was one of the extras on the Series Six box-set then River does mention that time “When there were two of you.” In “Last Night” the Eleventh Doctor meets a future version of the Eleventh Doctor who is on his way to his “last night” with River. So presumably it was one of the occasions she mentions when he he ”chickened out”…
  • When Flemming is reading from River Song’s diary he mentions The Pandorica Opens (from “The Pandorica Opens”); a picnic as Asgard (mentioned in “Silence In The Library”); the crash of the Byzantium (the wrecked spaceship in “The Time Of Angels”); and Jim the Fish (a friend of the Doctor and River’s mentioned in “The Impossible Astronaut”).

Review by Dave Golder


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Jazzy Variant Covers For Titan’s Doctor Who Comics

Titan Comics have revealed some jazzy variant covers for three of its Doctor Who comics created  by Japanese artist Question No. 6. All of them will be available early next year. The Tenth Doctor Adventures Year Two #2.6 and The Twelfth Doctor Adventures Year Two #2.2 will be available on 13 January  with The Eleventh Doctor Adventures Year Two #2.6 published on 3 February. Are we supposed to read anything into Ten and Twelve being given bow ties? Or maybe they’re transparent alien butterflies…?

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Guardians Of The Gallery: Christmas Groot, Strictly Doctor Who, Punisher Harpist & More

There’s a definite seasonal flavour to Buzz’s round-up of interesting, weird and cool pics and videos this week. 




 

••• Guardians Of The Galaxy director James Gunn Instagrammed this fantastic Groot Chtistmas tree, created by WolfenM. You can see loads more on his Flickr.

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••• Comic characters rarely age. Mr Fantastic actually looks like he’s grown younger over the years, though he may just be dyeing his hair these days. But what if they did age? That’s exactly what artist Eddie Liu has been pondering with these great portraits. Though quite why all his male DC characters have aged into distinguished-looking senior citizens while Wonder Woman has become Dot from EastEnders remains a mystery…

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••• We thought Doctor Who had finished last Saturday, but there was a surprise extra episode on BBC One this Saturday night. It was very short and the Doctor had regenerated again into The Wanted’s Jay McGuinness but at least we know who’s playing the new companion now – Strictly Come Dancing’s Aliona Vilani.


 

••• Comic Book Resources has an occasional feature called “Shelf Porn” (we would explain the concept but the pictures speak for themselves) and the most recent entry was an absolute doozy. Sherry Konkus is a harpist and Punisher fan from Michigan, and she’s combined her two interests into a wonderfully bizarre display at her home. We just love the idea of Frank Castle sitting on a giant ball of wool…

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••• A bunch of Star Wars: The Force Awakens stars took part in a Twitter Q&A to promote the film earlier this week. Nobody expected this would lead to a duet from Daisy Ridley and Oscar Isaac, but they spontaneously burst into a version of perennial favourite “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”. Maybe they thought they were on Hoth.


 

••• So who’s the fastest man alive? The Flash or Quicksilver? Marvel fans may not like the answer…


 

••• BOOM! Studios is launching its new Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger series in January with a #0 issue. IGN this week revealed that every issue will have a Zord variant cover, starting with the Tyrannosaurus Zord. We know which set we’ll be collecting if they’re all as mighty as this.

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••• This image is actually a couple of years old now, but we love the idea of TMNT Christmas tree baubles so much they may become the Wizard Of Oz of Guardians Of The Gallery, putting in an appearance every year. You can find out how to make them here

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••• After weeks of Star Wars-dominated Guardians Of The Gallery articles (is there a film coming out or something?) but this week there’s only one. A pair Hellcat muscle cars were pimped in the black-and-white uniform of a First Order Stormtrooper while a Viper ACR was repainted with a Kylo Ren-themed in a joint Star Wars/Fiat Chrysler publicity stunt. They toured the streets of LA over the weekend Fiat Chrysler encouraged Star Wars fans to post photos of themselves with the landspeeders… cars.

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••• These are a late addition this week, added after we first went live with the feature, but they were too good to wait until next week to show you. Digital artist Allan Johnson shared a portfolio of his digital makeover of US dollars at  Moviepilot [via ComicBook.com], replacing the faces of the US political luminaries with comic and movie characters.

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Abraham Lincoln as Mr Freeze
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Alexander Hamilton as Batman
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Alexander Hamilton as Rayden
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Alexander Hamilton as The Flash
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Alexander Hamilton as The Joker
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Andrew Jackson As Nightcrawler
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Benjamin Franklin as Darth Maul
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Alexander Hamilton as Wolverine

 

 

 

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Doctor Who S09E12 “Hell Bent” REVIEW

Doctor Who S09E12 “Hell Bent” REVIEW

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Airing in the UK on BBC One, Saturdays
Writer: Steven Moffat
Director: Rachel Talalay

 

Essential Plot Points:

  • The Doctor topples the Time Lord President, Rassilon, and High Council of Gallifrey using the silent approach.
  • But he’s still keeping shtum about the Hybrid, and convinces the General he needs information from Clara to help defeat it.
  • So the Time Lords extract Clara from time just before her death; she is now a kind of time-zombie caught between the final two heartbeats of her life. She will be kept “alive” for just a few minutes…
  • …Excapt the Doctor’s been fibbing. He really just wanted Clara resurrected and as soon as she is he scrapers off with her in a stolen TARDIS.
  • Well, not quite right away. There’s a lot of nattering in the Matrix first. Apparently when he was a young Time Brat, the Doctor was told about the Hybrid by a Matrix Wraith, and that’s what made him scared enough to run from Gallifrey.
  • Oh, and the Doctor also acquires a Time Lord device for wiping memories (painlessly) along the way. Realising he has gone too far in his quest to save Clara, he aims to protect her by wiping her memory of all knowledge of him and her adventures with him.
  • For some reason he goes to the end of time to do this where he meets Me, and they play a game of, “Who can come up with the stupidest theory for what the Hybrid is?”
  • When Clara learns what the Doctor plans she knobbles the mind wipe device. Knowing that it will malfunction but not what it will do now, they both use the device, and a lot (but not all) of the Doctor’s memories of Clara are wiped. Clara’s memories remain intact.
  • Clara drops the Doctor off on Earth, gives him back his own TARDIS then flies off in the stolen TARDIS (stuck in the form of an American diner) with Me.
  • The Doctor gets his mojo back.

 

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Review:

For around 20 minutes “Hell Bent” is everything you could want from a series finale. After that… it isn’t. Which is both a good and a bad thing.

It’s typical of a series that  has been so ready to experiment with the show’s format that it doesn’t revert to tried and trusted crowdpleasing bells and whistles for its climax. Instead it goes for an intensely personal – and intensely talky – resolution. Bold, certainly. Ballsy, you bet. Wise? Hmmm…

The key line in the episode contains just two words: “Clara who?” Or maybe that should be written, “Clara Who.” The whole subplot of the last couple of seasons has been how Clara had been becoming more of a Doctor than the Doctor, and now here she is, galavanting around the universe in a stolen TARDIS (with a sidekick), possibly immortal. Meanwhile, she’s also brought the Doctor back from the brink; the final scene, as he puts on his “Doctor-y” velvet jacket, clicks his fingers to close the TARDIS doors and discards the sonic glasses for an trad sonic screwdriver, seems to promise the end of naval-gazing “mid-life crisis Doctor” and a return to a more recognisably heroic Doctor. (We kinda hope he keeps the guitar, though.)

All of which is a lovely conceit, and there are some wonderfully uplifting moments towards the end of the episode (rare for a companion’s departure in New Who). There are also some great emotional speeches from Clara, especially the one when she points out she’d rather die with her memories intact than live in ignorance, that give the last section real resonance. (It would have had mote resonant, though, if it had been made clear that the Doctor had elected to wipe his own memories, rather than fudging the issue by just teasing the idea; the Doctor at that point needed to look like hero, with no grey areas.)

But all that would have been just as moving and emotional and memorable if it had been the last few minutes of an action-packed finale. Instead, Moffat concentrates on this subplot with pretensions for near two-thirds of the episode. So after a simply blistering and visually spectacular extended sequence with the Doctor conquering Gallifrey without uttering a word, the episode seems to lose impetus and direction. There are lots of little lovely moments, certainly, and no end of great one liners, but you keep wondering, “Where the hell is all this going?” You can follow what’s going on but often it’s difficult to grasp why.

For example, the Doctor seems to have conquered Gallifrey and seems to be de facto president now (the General follows his orders as regards banishing Rassilon), yet he scurries from his own people like an escaped prisoner. Why the need to find a secret route to the TARDISes via the Matrix if you give the orders? Even if the only TARDIS parking lot in Gallifrey is beneath the Matrix (which seems unlikely) surely as president he could demand to have a TARDIS brought to a more convenient location before extracting Clara? Maybe this all made sense in Moffat’s head but it’s difficult fathom out the exact status of things on Gallifrey following the Doctor’s coup.

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So the Matrix scenes come across as so much filler (not helped by some really uninspired production design – see below), mainly inserted to provide an excuse for the Doctor to reveal his tale about his encounter with a Matrix Wraith. Oh, and to dust off (or more accurately, dust on) some old monster costumes in an attempt to make the scenes more exciting. There are a couple of creepily effective shots of the Weeping Angels, but largely this section of the episode feels either like padding or a set-up for a future storyline.

Then the Doctor decides to go to the end of time, because that always sounds impressive. But why? Did he have to make the “adjustment” to Clara at the end of time to stop some major calamity to the time line? Did he know Me would be there? It’s never very clear. You just have to accept it.

But it’d be nice to know what the temporal calamity would be. And why the Doctor is so blasé about ignoring it. And whether it’s something we should be concerned about in future series or if it has somehow all been resolved and we shouldn’t worry out little heads about it?

Then there’s the whole Hybrid question. Is the Doctor the Hybrid? He certainly conquered Gallifrey and then stood in its ruins… but he has to go to the end of time to stand in its ruins, so that seems a bit of cheat, reading the prophecy in purely literal terms. Don’t you just hate prophecies that cane be scuppered by semantic pedants?

The Doctor himself – in the final moments before his memory is wiped – claims that, yes, he is the Hybrid, but it doesn’t feel like a total clincher; we needed to see a flashback to a Wraith going, “You are the Hybrid!” to ram it home. As it is, Me and the Doctor’s theory-swapping session simply muddies the waters. Moffat previously backed himself into a corner with the whole “Doctor’s name” mystery – something which he was never going to be able to reveal. With the Hybrid, though, there’s no need to be vague; after a season of keeping viewers guessing, a definitive answer about the Hybrid would have been appreciated.

So what we’re left is an episode that starts brilliantly, ends cheekily enough to send you away with a warm glow, but largely frustrates or irritates in-between. It’s an episode that relies heavily on the assumption that most of the audience is as interested in the Doctor/Clara relationship as Moffat it; some may be, but we bet a lot of viewers wouldn’t have minded a few more answers and a few more spaceships.

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The Good:

  • The first 15 minutes with the Doctor conquering Gallifrey without saying a word.
  • The Gallifreyan warships.
  • The framing device in the diner that totally wrongfoots you about who’s forgotten who (and is also really sweet at times).
  • The little jiggle during the CG zoom into the Gallifreyan Capital when the virtual “camera” passes through the glass bubble.
  • Donald Sumpter is brilliant as Rassilon. Let’s hope he doesn’t regenerate before we meet the character again.
  • Clara’s speech to the Doctor about how she’d prefer to die with her memories intact rather than live in ignorance is bang on the nail: “These have been the best year’s of my life, and they are mine. Tomorrow is poised to no one, Doctor, but I insist upon my past. I am entitled to that.” Perhaps the Doctor should revisit Donna and give her the choice too.
  • The old-style TARDIS interior is wonderfully nostalgic.
  • The idea of Clara and Me dashing about the universe in a stolen TARDIS stuck in the shape of a diner is wonderfully silly and an unexpected end to Clara’s run on the show (though it means both are available for further guests appearances).
  • A few more great lines:
  • “What’s his plan?” “I think he’s finishing his soup.”
  • “Words are his weapons.” “When did they stop being ours?”
  • “The Doctor does not blame Gallifrey for the horrors of the Time War.” “I should hope not.” “He just blames you.”
  • “What colour is it?” “I don’t know.” “Prophecies – they never tell you anything useful, do they?”
  • “Did I miss something?” “Well, we’re several billions years to the future and the universe is pretty much over, so yeah, quite a lot.”
  • “You’re on Gallifrey. Death is Time Lord for man-flu.”

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The Bad:

  • The Matrix set is incredibly unimpressive. Also, it never feels like the Time Lord guards will be in any real danger if they do stray into it; we never get to see the Matrix Wraiths do anything really nasty so they don’t feel like a threat. It feels like something was lost in translation between the Matrix in Moffat’s imagination and what we got on screen.
  • Too many things happen without any real understanding why they’re happening.
  • Twelve has been a truculent, grumpy, stroppy, morally dubious Doctor since his very first episode, so the whole theme of Clara wanting the Doctor to be more Doctory again loses some of its impact; unless what she really means is, “I wish you could be more like Eleven again”. Again, it feels like there’s a whole subplot that’s stronger and more clearly delineated in Moffat’s head than what appears on screen. Similarly, we’ve seen the Doctor ignore far great laws of time than we see him transgress here.
  • No definitive answer to the Hybrid question.
  • Too many nod, nod, wink, wink references to the Doctor’s past.
  • The malfunctioning Time Lord mind wipe gizmo is a suspiciously convenient plot device (unless it’s revealed in the future that the Doctor surreptitiously fixed it to make sure he zapped himself).
  • While there have been some great extended dialogue scenes this series, the finale could have done with the bit more action and a little less talk.

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And The Random:

  • The Matrix Wraiths look like Time Lords but glide about like Daleks – was this supposed to be a red herring as regards the Hybrid?
  • So who is the old lady who comes into the barn? And are the “boys” she refers to the Doctor and the Master?
  • Ohila also refers to the Doctor as, “Boy!” which earns a double-take from Clara.
  • Ohila hints she may be immortal. Intriguing. Are either of these women connected to the mysterious woman from “The End Of Time?” Probably not, but hey, let’s throw it out there.
  • The Doctor not only drinks soup for the second episode in a row, he also drops his soup spoon for dramatic effect for the second episode in a row. Hence forth, OMG! moments for the Twelfth Doctor will be known as SSDs – “Soup Spoon Droppers”.
  • A big thing is made about how the Doctor spent 4.5 billion years in the confession dial, but as copies of himself were teleported in repeatedly – surely the final copy can only remember experiencing a weeks, maybe months, at most in there?
  • “You like a cliffhanger, don’t you?” This series… Yeah!
  • Rassilon’s gauntlet was last seen along with Rassilon himself (then played by Timothy Dalton) in “The End Of Time, Part 2” (2010), David Tennant’s final episode. Rassilon first appeared in “The Five Doctors” (1983) but was first mentioned in “The Deadly Assassin” (1976) as the engineer and legend who made time travel possible. He clearly had a good agent as his name went on to become a mini-marketing franchise on Gallifrey: over the years we’ve seen or heard about the Rod of Rassilon; the Sash of Rassilon; the Ring of Rassilon; the Coronet of Rassilon; the Crown of Rassilon; the Harp of Rassilon; the Black Scrolls of Rassilon; the Seal of Rassilon; the Tomb of Rassilon; the Record of Rassilon; and Rassilon’s gauntlet. And they’re just the ones from the TV show, not from the books, games and comics of the extended Whoniverse (where you’ll find such things as The Loom Of Rassilon’s Mouse).

  • “Why did you banish him?” Ohila aks the Doctor. Is he being cruel? Cowardly? Doing it for his own protection? Our guess is he’s setting up future storylines.
  • “Exterminate me.” Or should that be, “Exterminate Me”? Things really have become complicated since Ashildr decided to call herself that.
  • “Hope is a terrible thing on the scaffold,” says Ohila. But in “The Woman Who Lived” the Doctor admired Sam Swift’s display of optimism in the face of execution, so yah boo sucks Ohila.
  • “Four knocks.” The Tenth Doctor feared the prophecy of the four knocks in “The End Of Time”.
  • Me looks very Black/White Guardian-y as she waits for the end of the universe, doesn’t she? (The Black Guardian and the White Guardian were cosmically opposed beings featured in the original show’ 16th and 20th series.) Well, no, she doesn’t have a beard or a bird stuck to her head, but there’s something about the chair and the attitude and the fact that she’s playing chess (black and white pieces… geddit?). Oh, but hang on…?
  • …Who the hell was she expecting to play chess against?
  • Donald Sumpter (Rassilon) has become a bit of a cult TV legend recently with memorable appearances in Game Of Thrones, Being Human and Jekyll & Hyde to his name. But he has previous Doctor Who form too; he was Enrico Casali in “The Wheel In Space” (1968) and Commander Ridgeway in “The Sea Devils” (1972). He was also Erasmus Darkening in The Sarah Jane Adventures episode “The Eternity Trap”.
  • The pre-regen General was played by Ken Bones, who appeared in the same role in “The Day Of The Doctor” (2013). He’s also had prominent roles in Atlantis and Da Vinci’s Demons.
  • The Doctor strums “Clara’s Theme” written by Murray Gold and first heard in “The Snowmen” (2012).

Review by Dave Golder


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Doctor Who S09E11 “Heaven Sent” REVIEW

Doctor Who S09E11 “Heaven Sent” REVIEW

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stars 5

Airing in the UK on BBC One, Saturdays
Writer: Steven Moffat
Director: Rachel Talalay

 

Essential Plot Points:

  • The Doctor is teleported to a castle in the middle of the sea that’s designed to get a confession out of him as regards the nature of the Hybrid, a creature that prophecy says will conquer Gallifrey and stand in its ruins.
  • He is chased by a figure from his nightmares – the Veil – which stops its pursuit when the Doctor reveals something he has never revealed before, at which point the castle resets.
  • The Doctor is eventually lead to a wall – made of a super-hard material and metres thick – that will disappear when he reveals the truth about the hybrid.
  • He refuses to do so. Instead he dies repeatedly at the hands of the Veil, but each time the teleportation device – which resets with the castle – teleports in a new copy of the Doctor. He leaves himself clues so that he knows what to do: punch a hole in the wall over billions of years.
  • Nine billion years later he punches his way through to Gallifrey, and he’s pissed.

 

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One thing you can’t accuse this series of Doctor Who of is complacency. Steven Moffat often displays a near pathological need to find new ways to tell new kinds of stories within the framework of the show; not just in his own stories but in those he commissions from others.

Okay, so this year’s best-received stories may have been the trad Who ones (an alien invasion of Earth and a base under siege) but Moffat more than any other showrunner the series has had seems acutely aware of a whacking great irony inherent in the series: one of the main reasons cited for the its long-running success is its “unlimited, infinitely variable” format, yet for over half a century it has, in fact, rarely broken format. It likes sticking to a small pool of story blueprints. Sure, there have been isolated experiments throughout the show’s history, but those instances are surprisingly few considering there have now been over 800 episodes.

Ever since he’s taken over as head writer Moffat has been playing with the format. Series nine of New Who has seen that tinkering turn into something more significant. Sometimes all this breaking new ground has worked; sometimes it hasn’t. And some people will wonder why he’s trying to fix something that isn’t broken.

Episodes like “Heaven Sent” are the reason why.

This was simply magnificent. An acting tour de force for Peter Capaldi, inside an ingenious Rubik’s Cube of a plot, directed with immense power and pace, featuring strikingly unusual images and an epic climax that leaves you emotionally exhausted. It’s one of those episodes you end up feeling more like you’ve lived through rather than just watched. From its slow-burn start with its random clues about the true nature of this elaborate torture chamber to the epic three-minute montage that’s edited with a rhythm that borders on visual poetry this is one hell of an episode. The fact that it features just one actor for 90% of the time, in one location, just make its impact even more formidable.

At times it’s almost surreal and wilfully incoherent; it may take a second viewing to realise that apparently random moments in fact all link together. But an atmosphere of disorientation and paranoia, plus those bizarre moments when the Doctor mentally returns to the TARDIS for imaginary conversations with Clara all help make “Heaven Sent” one of the most wonderfully weird pieces of British telefantasy since the final episode of The Prisoner*. And it may cause just as much controversy because some people are bound to hate it for being so “out there”. And for leaving so many details vague.

(Actually, there was a one-off drama in 1981 called Artemis 81 starring Sting as an angel which was weirder but it was pretentious pish and only about seven people watched it on the planet remember it so it doesn’t count)


 

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The episode’s not perfect, for sure. The fact that the Doctor blurts out how he’s scared of dying so soon in the episode, when he’s facing a situation that looks considerably less scary than many he’s been in doesn’t ring at all true. If the Veil is a product of his nightmares, maybe the scene would have benefitted from a bit of foreshadowing earlier in the season. It seems odd that Moffat, the master of sprinkling clues to upcoming events didn’t prepare viewers for the Veil in some way.

There are other minor irritants (see the “Bad” section below) but they pale into insignificance against the bigger picture, like the plot holes in Blade Runner. “Heaven Sent” isn’t great because it’s bold, experimental and different. “Sleep No More” was bold, experimental and different, but still a massive misfire. No, “Heaven Sent” takes those qualities and weaves them into a story along with passion, emotion and a damed fine mystery. It’s a gamble that pays off.

And it leaves us with yet another cracking cliffhanger. It’s been a great season for cliffhangers, hasn’t it? Wonder if there’ll be one leading into the Christmas episode next week?

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The Good:

  • A strong central concept, with a hugely satisfying twist/revelation/denouement.
  • Stunningly well directed. It look fabulous in every shot but, more importantly, it makes an episode set in one location with practically only one character for 90% of the time feel pacy and epic. There are also some amazing transition shots (such as the rotating dissolve from the Doctor in the TARDIS to the Doctor under the sea) and a brilliantly effective use of that old chestnut the dolly zoom (made famous in Vertigo and Jaws) where the subject of the shot (in this case the Doctor) appears to move forward in the frame while his surroundings sink further into the background. It’s often used for mere shock value but here it highlights a wonderful moment of realisation.
  • Peter Capaldi: a magnificent, masterpiece performance.
  • The final montage – over three minutes long – is incredibly powerful.
  • “I’ve finally run out of corridor. There’s a life summed up.”
  • The moment the Doctor flicks the fly frozen in time.
  • The effects for the Castle resetting itself.
  • The effect of the Doctor plunging into the sea (often “falling” effects on TV that utilise CG are woefully poor but this one is near flawless).
  • The Sherlock moment – the Doctor explaining how he survived the plunge with the aid of TV editing techniques.
  • “The first rule of being interrogated is that you are the only irreplaceable person in the torture chamber. The room is yours. So work it.”
  • The TARDIS moments when the TARDIS “wakes up” – the lights flickering back to life give a wonderfully impressionistic vibe.
  • “What do you think, Clara? Someone trying to give me a hint? What would you do?” “Same as you.” “Yes, yes, of course you would. Which, let’s be honest, is what killed you.”
  • “Just between ourselves, you got the prophecy wrong. The hybrid is not half Dalek. Nothing is half Dalek. The Daleks would never allow that. The hybrid, destined to conquer Gallifrey, and stand in its ruins, is me.”
  • Some amazing music from Murray Gold; it moves from a Hans Zimmer/Dark Knight style white noise to a melancholic refrain reminiscent of the second movement of Beethoven’s Seventh. There’s even a bit of a classic series Paddy Kingsland influence when the Doctor’s studying Clara’s portrait. During the climactic montage the music simply soars.
  • Personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird.”

 

The Bad:

  • Telepathic communication with a door? Really? Is there something in the writers’ guide for series nine that says, “Each episode must have at least one idea guaranteed to make viewers snort with derision”? It’s not even necessary in this episode, just gratuitous silliness.
  • The Doctor being scared, so soon in the episode, in a situation that seems a lot less scary than a zillion scarier situations he’s faced in the past falls utterly flat.
  • The digging scene goes on just a little too long. It’s the one point at which the episode sags noticeably.
  • Why doesn’t the super-diamond wall reset along with the rest of the castle?
  • It’s a shame Moffat inserts that handy line, “Too ill to regenerate” (which doesn’t make much sense anyway). It would have been fun to see him change bodies a few times on his climb back up the tower. This needn’t tie the show in to having to regenerate him into those actors in the future; different circumstances can generate different results.

 

And The Random:

  • This is the first episode of New Who to feature only one actor’s name in the opening credits – Peter Capaldi.
  • The flowers in the room that contains Clara’s portrait are lilies. Often associated with funerals, lilies symbolise that the soul of the departed has received restored innocence after death.
  • As episodes that don’t feature the Doctor very much have traditionally been called “Doctor-lite” should we call “Heaven Sent” a “Doctor-heavy” episode?
  • The Doctor reckons the Daleks would never allow anything that was half-Dalek. He seems to be forgetting the human-Dalek in “Daleks In Manhattan”/“Evolution Of The Daleks”.
  • So the Doctor’s the hybrid, eh? Does that mean the new series is finally acknowledging all that half-human gubbins from the 1996 Paul McGann TV movie?
  • The Doctor said that he was going to get home “the long way around” to the Curator at the end of “The Day Of The Doctor”.

Review by Dave Golder


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