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Eric Idle’s What About Dick? available for download

Eric Idle’s What About Dick? released as a download next week… 

“Everyone who watches this gets free glue* for life,” says Eddie Izzard, one of the stars of Eric Idle’s What About Dick?

Described by Eric Idle as, “Oscar Wilde on acid or like Downton Abbey, only funnier,” What About Dick? begins with the birth of a sex toy invented in Shagistan in 1898 by Deepak Obi Ben Kingsley (Eddie Izzard), tells the story of the decline of the British Empire as seen through the eyes of a Piano (Eric Idle) and the story of young Dick (Russell Brand), his two cousins (Jane Leeves and Sophie Winkleman) and their dipsomaniac Aunt Maggie (Tracey Ullman), who all live together in Kensington in a large, rambling, Edwardian novel.

There too are the Reverend Whoopsie (Tim Curry), the incomprehensible Scottish Inspector McGuffin (Billy Connolly) and Sergeant Ken Russell (Jim Piddock) and the case of the Houndsditch Mutilator.

Idle calls What About Dick? “a hybrid”.

“It’s got elements of a musical – we have songs. It’s got elements of a play, but it’s not a play that you have to take completely seriously because it’s sort of a send up. It has bits of stand up and improv and these hilarious comedians are playing multiple roles and doing impersonations,” the ex Python says. “This cast is unique. You’ll never see this cast together again doing something like this.”

It certainly sounds like the cast are having fun going off script. “The audience loves hearing those Python rhythms and that Python language, but we’re adding ourselves to it as well and going off in riffs of madness,” reveals Ullman. “These people are people that live for laughter! They’re dangerous people to be around. They’ll do anything!” adds Brand.

Tim Curry agrees that it’s a “comic free-for-all”, and when he’s not dishing out imaginary free glue Izzard warns: “It’s a huge laugh. It could rip your lungs out. People could watch this and laugh too much and die, so that’s, that’s the danger. It’s actually dangerous to watch.”

* Izzard can’t guarantee this, but if you buy enough glue, you should have enough for life.

What About Dick? costs $6 (£3.80) and can be downloaded the official website on Tuesday 13 November, 2012.


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Quartet by Dustin Hoffman hits UK cinemas on 1 January 2013

Dustin Hoffman’s Quartet arrives in the UK in January 2013.

We know that Dustin Hoffman fella can act but it seems he’s been busy behind the cameras as well.

If you’re wondering whether his skills as a director are as good as his skills at pretending, it won’t be long before we get to find out. Hoffman’s directorial debut Quartet opens in UK cinemas on 1 January 2013.

He’s not the only one on the project with a shiny bald statue, as Oscar winner Sir Ronald Harwood (The Pianist) has written the screenplay. Maggie Smith (Downton Abbey) – who has been nominated six times and has won two Oscars – also plays the female lead.

Tom Courtenay (The Dresser, Doctor Zhivago), Billy Connolly (Mrs. Brown), Pauline Collins (Shirley Valentine), Sheridan Smith (Hysteria, Gavin & Stacey) and Michael Gambon (the Harry Potter series) also star.

The plot:

Lifelong friends Wilf (Billy Connolly) and Reggie (Tom Courtenay), together with former colleague Cissy (Pauline Collins), are residents of Beecham House, a home for retired opera singers. Every year on Giuseppe Verdi’s birthday, the residents unite to give a concert to raise funds for their home.

But when Jean Horton (Maggie Smith), a former grande dame of the opera fallen on hard times, also Reggie’s ex-wife and the fourth and most celebrated member of their former quartet, moves into the home to everyone’s surprise, the plans for this year’s concert start to unravel.

As old grudges threaten to undermine past glories and theatrical temperaments play havoc with the rehearsal schedule, it becomes apparent that having four of the finest singers in English operatic history under one roof offers no guarantee that the show will go on.

Quartet will be released in UK cinemas nationwide on 1 January, 2013 and in US cinemas on 28 December, 2012.